Important Message

To ahgal , Pearlyn , eric , alicia , anonymous ,someone, jesslin ......etc

Please stop bugging me !!!

I'm taking a break . I married KingKong .

Now having Honeymoon at Skull Island.

I'll be back soon ........

Message from the King..

To: All lowly peasants!


OBEY ME or


ALL SHALL DIE!!


DIE!! DIE!!

Keeping Fit

Being a King I nust keep fit in order perform my duty well for my people. So exercise is very important.... Here are 2 of my favourite move

1.) SIDE KICK -- U can see I have strong hind legs.


2.) SPLIT - Don't have to explain much . We all know it is good for heatlh.

I own a sedan.It is RED in colour. Just like this one above . I have 4 drivers.
But I can only use it before 0700hrs or after 1900hrs Monday to Friday.
Or Saturday after 1500hrs.
Because its got a weekend plate.
Yesterday Someone Kissed my poor sedan from behind.
I should have stick with weekend driving....

Job Scope

Being me is tough.
Because I am a KING.
My daily routines are jam packed.
Alway left no breathing space for me to my personnal things.
I sacrified for my Kingdom.

Here's the line up of what I do everyday.

1.) Wake-up...You know waking up is tough after a good night sleep.I hate being woke up.So,I have to order my wake up call servant to be executed and have head hung on the castle wall. Than I have the to due with the problem of changing servant everyday and reminding them to wake me up in the morning.

2.) Brush teeth ....I hate to brush my teeth but it is the imperial dentist instruction that I my brush them everyday in order to last till 10,000 x 10,000x10x000x10,000x10,000 years old .
I'm a KING. How dare he tell me what to do. So, dentist have to go . Head will be hang at the draw bridge.

3.) Breakfast .....You peasant can eat at hawker centre or fast food. But I have to choose from the 999 different dishes every morning . What a pain.
So......the whole team of chefs and cooks have to pay for torturing me.
I fed them to the cocrodiles in the river surrounding my castle.

4.) Toilet.....What goes in must come out. Its stinks bad . But I as a King is alright to create such smell. All I have to do is to order afew men to tell me how good it smell. Than I feel better . But than again they are lying to me. How could they lie to me the King. Lying to a King is punishable by death a 1000 cuts. They should know not to lie to a King.

5.) Executing prisoners......its a dirty job but somebody got to do it. So I order my executioner( that guy with a patch of hair on his chest ) to do it.Ever since he lost his job as a butcher due to Pig Flu. He need to chop something everyday. So its the perfect job for him.Head roll everytime he swing.But killing is wrong!!! Oh so wrong !! How could he kill in front of me ??? So,he is sentenced to death. No problem ! I have alots of jobless butcher waiting for the post.

6.) Keeping fit...... Ahhh.....Now you see how busy I am ...Normally people do exercise early in the morning while air is still fresh. Now the air fil with smell of blood . Because as a King I put my people first and myself last. People will respect me.
As usual I do my favourite side kick and split exercise. I do this exercise together with eunuchs . I noticed they can do split much better than any me . So, I summoned the Chief eunuch and ask him for tips . He said just one simple risk free operation will do. As a King I made critical decision .Anyway this is just very small one.So, I agreed and its done. I feel great .I can do anything sitting down. Life is so beautiful. Now I can really split......

7.) Spa treatment...... a King beside being fit and can do split have to look good too. Beside being born extremely handsome. I have take care and maintain in order to last forever. No, I mean 10,000x10x000x10,000x10,000 years. Because King can only live that long before the " Long Life No Die Medicine " has been invented. A eunuch massage,sauna and facial really make me feel younger.

8.) Kingdom tour........Visiting my people in their gives a personal touch. Show that I'm a super good King Everyday I will visit one family and have lunch with them.
But Damn!!! This people does not respect me !!! Where are my 999 dishes ? How to eat with only soya sauce and porridge . They will pay for disrepectfulness. Whole family will parade with me through the Kingdom to the execution ground and you know what will happen next.....

9.)pERSONAL gROOMING 101 .......aFTER A hOT dAY vISITNG mY pEOPLE AND pARADING tHEM tO tHE eXECUTION gROUND . oNE nEED tO gROOM hIMSELF.
i NEED TO BE gROOM

1.) hEAD .....sHAMPOO WITH tHE bEST POO sHAMPOO. kEEP MY hEAD cOOL LIKE a fOOL. hAIR CUT TO tHE sTYLE tHAT fIT tHE Crown.

0.) tREAT THE " 0 " BETWEEN MY sPLIT.

1.) tOES nAILS NEEDS tO bE cHEWED tO KEEP iN BEST sHAPE...i dO THIS mYSELF .....yUMMY!!!
to be conyinue I have someone that need to be put to death now

Why you need me ?

For many years now we, a group of ideological Zionists, have been struggling to have Zionism defined as a Movement for the Restoration of the Kingdom of Israel. It is hard to believe just how much ridicule and enmity this term has been received!

"That's all we need -- a king!?"


It was once said that all Judaism needed was a "spiritual center". The great and culturally profound English people and the small but creative Norwegian people feel comfortable with their king or queen, symbolically, but tangibly representing their unique being. Only the Jewish People, the truly great Nation of Israel, needs no more than professors or -- lehavdil [no comparision should be made]-- Chief Rabbis.

One of the greatest hours of our history was the hour when King David was chosen, even against the express wishes of the prophet, Samuel. The situation that prevailed at the time was one of absolute anarchy, of a type we seem not to have experienced again, except for the present day. With all our senses we feel the pain we suffer from having lost the ideological element in Zionism. There is no need to explain the insult and self-degradation we feel in the way we choose our rulers. It is certainly not by chance that we have gazed in admiration at the figure of the Jordanian king who was loved by his people in the simplest, most straightforward way.

Among the waves of yearning we feel, despite it all, for a beautiful life of modesty and love, from time to time we experience yearning for . . . yearning. Vulgarity is not freedom, pornography is hardly aesthetics, and aristocracy is not dignity -- and it is a certainty that we do not have to learn the regal qualities of love and modesty from the King of Rabbat Ammon.

In one of the Jewish Nation's more extraordinary poems we read: "Lord of the Universe who reigned before any being was created... and after it is all over, He alone will reign Supreme." In the past, I was deeply shaken by these words: He alone will reign Supreme? Who reigned before any being was created? Over whom will He reign, if that is so? Today I understand. A King is a Force that creates His kingdom independently, even before any being has been created -- and this is the kind of King for whom we yearn.

Where today are waves of such faithful longing created, yearning for true beauty? This Zionism, of yearning for redemption, for brotherly love, for love of Israel, for love of the Land of Israel -- this Zionism is gradually disappearing. But the potential still survives. "David, the King of Israel, is still alive" -- potentially, He still reigns over us and in our midst.

Introduction

I am Derrick.
I am a KING.
A real KING.
You know I wear a crown.
You know that thing a King wear on their head.
Not the Queen or Princess type.
The King type.
So you see I am a Real KING...
I am willing to give my life to my Kingdom...