" Hum " , " Sea Hum " or " Cockles "

Our poor " Sea Hum " doesn't know what is " Sea Hum " .
Poor thing doesn't even itself.
Should go look at the mirror.
But I guess there are no mirror in the sea.
It can't eat fried kway or laksa.
Even if it order ..... It will sound like this ......
Uncle Char Kway teow or Laska " Mai Hum !!! "
Or it would cannibalism .
One should not eat their own kind.
Here are 2 photos showing local favourite dishes ...
With Hum or Sea Hum or in ENGLISH Cockles..
Yummy !

Latest Internal Affairs

Message from our Handsome King Derrick.

To: All lowly peasants.

It seems that alot of things happen during the previous month.
By mistake there is this lady, by the name of Jesslin have
being seeking my attention. Today, I shall declare
Jesslin as my Concubine of the first rank.

I will be picking her up with my newly spray
dark blue sedan with my four hunky royal guards.

Today will be a very happy day, for Kingkong, me
and darling Jesslin.



To my Jesslin deardear!

yOu CaN rUn, bUT You caN't hiDE* !

My LoVe aBeL FoR yOu WiLl LaSt FoReVeR* !

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Our Queen ( posted by enunch on behalf of the King)

A Queen is a person or non-person who is married to the King.

Here are the photos of our Queens .

This was our first Queen . Our King met ChengHo long long time ago when he sail to Singapura for holiday. Our King was in love when first saw this handsome eunuch. He ?? ehh... was execute for not being to produce any children for his majesty.


Our present Queen . Big and hairy .Our King married it when his admirer Jesslin sang. It promised to give his majesty at least 12 Princes and Princess. Ehh... I think big enough to do that.